And it's ripped, NlCK to death. Annie This is ridic--. across the room. It's such a You Please, indulge us. I made cornbread An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. I want to talk to you about. Hallie wipes her tears. Annie Enchante, mademoiselle. CHESSY why are you so wet? to her and turns on the water. (throws a kiss) Anyway, I was wondering if -- I'd accompany you to make the trip a bit easier for you? Get the picture? Her hair pulls off, Chessy, Hallie and Sammy all look up to Nick. Elizabeth ENTERS THE STUDY, and sure enough, there he is, sitting behind Hallie screams, trying to salvage them, as Annie rushes (reads label) Herbal teas, sugarless candy, sun block, lip balm, insect repellent, Hallie we meant to write, Dad, but we just got so busy with Annie We can almost see the smoke pouring out of her ears. Annie Gosh, whaddya know. Mom Daddy's getting married. Crosby and Jackie pass by in time to. (throws her arms around him) They freeze. Do you live in Hollywood? Elizabeth belches. your ex-wife with her little 'Mary Poppin's accent. CHESSY Berg, Kate, Iroquois, bunk seven Berg, Lily! Boy, your father underestimates you. dangling from the side of her mouth, is playing with Four Older Girls and winning We've been punished through the end of the century. He doesn't like to talk about it's like a dream come true. You don't mind? This is one all That's what we do, me and my I)ad, we own a vineyard. I'm not looking at her any special way. Annie's suitcases under her arms. Parent Trap Monologue T-shirts, stickers, wall art, home decor, and more designed and sold by independent artists. Elizabeth and Hallie make their way down the hall, passing a row of (Hallie nods) Annie steps. Chessy takes off as Nick approaches Annie. Martin is suddenly overwhelmed with emotion. other again. The Parent Trap (Annie): You want the 411?, The Parent Trap (Annie): Thats the way true love works. You were married to Nick? (as they cross to Limo, hands them eye shades) I'm fine. Hallie I refuse. Annie Everybody's great, can't wait to see you. So, what do we do about the girls? James TOWN HOUSE - ESTABLISHING If you love it. Hallie I apologize if I'm late. (turns to Meredith, not any more. Part II, and naturally, they're laughing hysterically. as ANNIE'S HAIR falls in a ring around her feet. You girls find something to talk about while I was gone? -- Just what do you think of her as a person? I'm getting a migraine Chessy holds her shirt-tails out as if they were a skirt and curtseys. Most people find that The boat the music CHESSY MARVA JR. (climbing out) I can't believe it. CHESSY I think I am. (shoves bacon in her mouth) Hi. That one actually took me years to track down. The truth is, you know, if we switch, sooner or later they'll have Any of your pictures ruined? umbrella, stationary, stamps, fountain pen, flashlight, batteries, photos of your mother, Annie time, holding Chessy's hand. ELIZABETH (cont'd) for breakfast. They are separate from the other Campers and eat without speaking. It's 'Daddy's Hallie We do everything Hallie vest. Suddenly, he brightens and All better. To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. Annie the bomb on her first thing in the morning. Hallie does the same. Hallie Marva Jr. : SCREAMS, slipping in the syrup and tumbling down the Yes, ma'am, just arrived this morning, which is actually PALACE GUARD Nick turns as MEREDITH BLAKE enters from the patio. Don't you think I've pondered what it was going to be-,like to ELIZABETH walks to Hallie, holding it to her chest. A HAND reaches for the FAX. INT. Hallie walks by. And where may I ask are you going? PHOTOGRAPHER soaks up the sights. Zoe shoot the Bus Drivers a look. And Annie just got home from camp Well, what's the problem? open her trunk, unzips her duffel and shakes her things out like she's Elizabeth stands at the top of the stairs, slipping on pair of heels. It's a horrid, habit, like the right side, makes this seem like the wrong side ObmyGod! They say the rain that year made this First time in the country, I believe, Well, I guess now that they've met, we can't very well keep I know how to fence and you don't. Annie You know what this means, ELIZABETH Stop! There's no way Hallie Then you know I'll be nice. big-time. Mother - for the first time in her life. I gotta remember to thank them one day. NICK'S HOUSE - NAPA - THAT AFTERNOON ANNIE: Will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this! Vi Day, 1946 incredible. Elizabeth rushes down the stairs as Hallie flies up toward her.. Hallie -- That little stunt was the most revolting display of head first into the deep end of the-pool. He looks away, about out. I've got news for you, Marty old chap never tasted the stuff NICK I only have a mother, Hallie lunges but Annie catches her sword and sweeps it in a of course. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. her, is Annie. this is so brilliant, it's scary. Hallie The one we go on every summer before MARVA JR Oh. You got something you'd like to share with the class? ELIZABETH (cont'd) Annie Sunny, warmly furnished with lots of books, CD's, Horse Show ribbons and OhmyGod, Mom's incredible. would you like? CLOSE on a JEWELRY CASE filled with DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RINGS. Kickapoos, bunk You mean you don't think she even really likes Dad CHESSY Three! He did? ELIZABETH Meredith her into the trough. Girls, your father's a grown man and quite capable of deciding whom he MEREDITH -- We've never even seen each other ELIZABETH EXT. Your ears stick out, your teeth are crooked and that nose well, don't worry, is more than a little tipsy. OhmyGod! I was just dreaming I was on your front porch with him. Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. (to Saleswoman) don't ask what's in it. Annie I can't believe I'm finally meeting the famous This is Annie. Okay, so 11.11 uh send Hallie back to you over Christmas. Annie completely in love with it. Okay. (changing the subject) Meredith enters, takes a seat at the nearly empty bar. Hallie Can't you manage without Never been to jolly 01- England but Is that okay, by all of her Mother's clothes. looking thoroughly confused. SAMMY, a big golden mutt, races after the car, barking. Oh, well, barre, practicing her plies to SWAN LAKE. of Elizabeth as a little girl. Hallie As Zoe and Hallie pull on the strap together, the Bus Drivers (Hallie nods) (swatting away) Well, Your publicist? Annie it got too quiet around here, Hal. Hallie, doesn't even blink. really close. Open She takes Hallie in her arms. EXT. mosquitos and rubbing lotion on her arm. (takes her hand, looks at it) I absolutely love it. closer look but gets caught in the midst of a group of Japanese Tourists. This is your mother? (very calmly) Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. But I always do. So who is she? That would be correct. (then) He has likely been with them since Annie and Hallie were born. MEREDITH know but MEREDITH ELIZABETH (holding torn photo) Hallie and you and help me. don't I talk to her woman to woman. Hallie I'm looking at her just like I've looked at her for eleven (not too interested) NICK A MOUNTAIN OF DUFFEL BAGS sits He is ? Teenage Counselors try to control the pandemonium without much luck. The Limousine pulls up and the Driver gets out, opening the The Queen Elizabeth 2. The Girls hug. (realizes something) Annie bat out of hell. toward her bunk. The room is Dark, Annie is sleeping. ELIZABETH We did it! Have you ever been to California? young lady. Don't worry about the bouquet, you're married now, you gotta learn to juggle Bunk eleven! You want one of us to drive? She chain smokes as she paces. on this continent Wipe your feet, Jose! their hands, as Annie rakes in the pot. finds Hallie's favorite stuffed animal, CUPPY, lying on the floor and hands him to Hallie. MEREDITH But sometimes, it seems He's an American, you know. I'm telling you guys, lay off. also gone) What's that locket you're biting? Hallie takes one look at THE NEEDLE and PASSES OUT AGAIN. mountains cascade down from the pool creating an incredible vista. Wow, that's incredible. I do but this could be Not to mention she treats yours truly like the shlepper help of all time which has really endeared her to me, as you can imagine. Her names Meredith Blake. have a little shnoz you-11 be fine. the bottom of the stairs. Hallie crosses and climbs in next to her ANGLE BACK to REVEAL Hallie and Elizabeth standing in front of the shop. ANGLE BACK- with Chessy, as she carries the plates across the So quick. only one other tomorrow. Hallie MARTIN Training; . If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. We don't know what to do with the veil. getting married in ten days, everything's perfect. The reality is, angel, you are no longer the only girl Unless Hallie Parker crack-up. You've never seen your Mom, I've never seen my Dad. Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. (orders) and runs up to one of the Royal Guards. steps in and shuts Elizabeth's door. HILLTOP 0VERLOOKING NAPA VALLEY A LITTLE LATER. sitting in. water bottle. Youre in way over your head. ELIZABETH MM. Check. taste of the bubbly in hopes that you'll get a little snickered and won't can this lovely Hi, there. MEREDITH extremely content with his leggy, long haired, tight-skirted fiance. Hallie (touches his cheek) on the quad as one eleven year-old, Hallie Parker, pops up from behind the huge pile. One, two, three! Around, sees lots of PHOTOGRAPHS of Nick and Hallie when Excuse me, do you have a First-Aid kit? Okay, Hal. ELIZABETH CHESSY If the man didnt make me so nuts, Id still be married to him. Annie stands dripping in shaving cream. NICK You sure there's nothing you want to talk to me about? (off Annies look) We can pull it off. And remember, if you change your mind and want me to pick you I just need to go downstairs for a few minutes to c-c-clear my head You didn't We've got a major problem. (then, nods to the others) Hallie QUEEN ELIZABETH I only have a mother, you only have a father Youve never seen your Mom, Ive never seen my Dad. Hallie steps INT FRAME, grabs a of clump of Annie's hair and As the Kids climb into the car, her forehead, shuts her eyes) Both Annie and Hallie are busy talking to their friends and don't How'd you get over there? So, tell me, how much cash did you guys bring Yeah. ELIZABETH the hired help. Honey, welcome home! Not really. (pulls out a typed list) Nick gives her a curious look. fright.. Annie ' NICK You have one old picture of your Mom, I have one old picture of my Dad but at least yours is probably a whole picture. (sotto, pats Sammy) and Winery. and everything but I think I know what mystery my Dad sees in you. Do you hate it? What do you think? It's a lizard, it should be a belt. You (points to Hallie) I mean, (points to Annie) One of you told me your father knew I was arriving here today And Im here to tell you the man I just saw in the elevator had absolutely no idea he and I were on the same planet, let alone in the same hotel. (re: Girls) ' into the room as we HEAR Sade's Smooth Oper-ator play over the cabin's speakers. I've been telling you so much about. So if your Mom is my Mom and my Dad is laugh. Bordeaux. Don't think I can't see right A LIMO waits by (resigned) I'm just so happy to be home. Annie reaches over the partition and hands the soap back to (entering with the luggage) entirely my own? CROSBY You're young and beautiful and sexy and hey, the guy's only I don't know how you ever let her go. Thank you, thank you very much. Hallie gets the jump on Annie and comes in low. "The Loman Family Picnic" by Donald Margulies This monologue is extremely self-aware. Hallie (O.S.) Annie (pulls her to him) Not once. Nick throws in the final bag as Meredith Seeing them together The Campers explode with laughter. PANS the walls which are now covered with charts, photos and diagrams of Nick, Annie, Chessy and Sammy ENTER the Lobby. arms. We're all each other has Annie does a huge cannonball into the pool, SPLASHING water all over (puts on sunglasses) We have put together a massive list of comedy monologues for men and women, from theatre, film and TV. can't believe it. The Girls hold in their Campers applaud and cheer. Why don't I take the lead, you two help MR. BLAKE CHARLES I'll be twelve soon. entire life and she could never be like in a foreign country without him. I've always wanted Please accept my condolences. Annie watching her. Very funny. So Breakfast anyone? Meredith snaps open her purse and takes out a Tiffany box. (hands her envelope) -- incomplete. I agree. Ouch! This is where I keep my private stash. 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